Welcome to my new world, where cheese floats in the sky, music is everyone's favorite fruit, and TV doesn't rot your brain. Feel free to make your mark here. Plant a seed made of words and paint a picture with your keyboard. Eat the letters on these pages and cook up something to go with them. Make a triple rainbow out of colors that haven't been invented yet. Whatever you do, don't ever be afraid or ashamed of who you are. Because you are you. No one can tell you you're not. And if you can't see the bright side of life, don't worry; you can borrow my Windex and polish the dull side.